Huh?

I was talking to a family of trees. They were melting and orange. The hairbrush disagreed with them on the subject snow so they started a war. I believe Kutchipatchi was there too. He fought with the trees and Keyboard strongly supported Hairbrush. They lived together in the land of Shelf. Oh, but the warriors! Fighting for Hairbrush and Keyboard were the dust bunnies and gum wrappers. The warriors of Kutchipatchi and the family of orange melting trees were naturally potato bugs and ants. In the end the ants overpowered the gum wrappers, but many a potato bug were lost. Then the ipod told the washing machine to close his mouth.